Tuesday 11/6/12 12:00PM
CINCINNATI, OHIO – Roger Callaghan, 29, decided it was important to wake up earlier than usual to enact his civic duty of voting in the Presidential Election, arriving to the polls at 11:32AM. “I’m not exactly what you would call an informed voter,” Callaghan said to reporters, citing World of Warcraft, a bootleg DVD of The Dark Knight Rises on continuous loop and “Linkin Park Pandora” as his few regular media outlets. He did feel an overwhelming sense of patriotism upon voting however. “After I casted my vote, it was just…so cool. I’m like, so proud to voice my opinions and shit, and live in this country and not some place like Uganda or The Hunger Games. After voting, I feel like anything is possible and I can do whatever I put my mind to,” Callaghan said enthusiastically. Callaghan then briefly summarized his plans for the rest of the work day, which included returning to his bachelor pad/parents’ basement, microwaving some Totino’s Pizza Rolls and playing the shit out of Halo 4, which apparently comes out today.